As I Lay Dying Hard

By Bruce Faulkner
Jun 3, 2007

To Wong Foo with Love and Squalor

By J.D. Swayze
Jun 25, 2007

Le Morte d?Arthur 2: On the Rocks

By Sir Dudley Malory
Jun 3, 2007

A Long Day's Journey into Night of the Living Dead

By E. Romero
Jun 2, 2007

The Unbearable Impossibility of the Mission

By Milan Cruise
Jun 6, 2007

The SpongeJude ObscurePants Movie

By Thomas Hardly
Jun 7, 2007

A Passage to Indiana Jones and the Last of the Mohicans

By Stevemore M. Forescooperberg
Jun 3, 2007

A Tale of Two Snakes on a Plane

By Michael | rennob2202@hotmail.com
Jun 11, 2007

the Sound and the Furious 3: Yoknapatawpha Drift

By Vin Faulkner
Jun 6, 2007

Paradise Lost in Translation

By Milton Murray
Jun 3, 2007

There's Something about Mary Shelly's Frankenstein

By P.B. Stiller
Jun 2, 2007

Free Willy, While My Pretty One Sleeps

By Michael B | rennob2202@hotmail.com
Jun 13, 2007

A Portrait of the Artist as a Spider Man

By Peter Dedalus
Jun 4, 2007

Ulysses Bueller's Day Off

By James Hughes
Jun 2, 2007

Catch 22 Dalmatians

By Joseph Disney
Jun 4, 2007

The Bridge of San Luis Rey on the River Kwai

By Thornton Lean
Jun 2, 2007

Heaven can Wait for Godot

By Sammy Smallstream
Jun 24, 2007

From Russia with Love in the time of Cholera

By Gabriel Garcia Bond
Jun 4, 2007

Waiting for Conan the Barbarian

By Arnold Schwaartzenetzee
Jun 6, 2007

The Lion the Witch and the Boyz in the Hood

By Michael B | rennob2202@hotmail.com
Jun 12, 2007

Tender is the Nightmare on Elm Street

By Cindy Henderson | Cindy1h@aol.com
Jun 30, 2007

Dr. Jekyll and Mrs. Doubtfire

By Lars T.
Jun 2, 2007

Tender is the Talledega Night

By F. Scott Farrell
Jun 27, 2007

What's Eating Gilbert's Grapes of Wrath?

By Andy Geneslaw | andy.geneslaw@gmail.com
Jun 29, 2007

Richard the Third Man

By Archi Schmitd
Jun 2, 2007

Suddenly Last Summercamp Nigntmare

By T. Williamaronie
Jun 2, 2007

deep jaws

By bizzzle
Jun 15, 2007

Blackboard Jungle Book

By Writer/Screenwritier
Jun 8, 2007

I Know Who's Coming to Dinner, II.

By Gerard Homeschool
Jun 8, 2007

Teen-Macbeth

By Michael J, Shakespeare
Jun 8, 2007

Mr. Scizzorhands Goes to Washington

By Jim Johnny
Jun 8, 2007

To Sir with Love and Death in Long Island

By Potier, oh mann
Jun 8, 2007

Steven the Selfish Shellfish!

By Micheal B | rennob2202@hotmail.com
Jun 11, 2007

I just call him Whiskers

By Captain Nemoy
Jun 24, 2007

The CRABBIT!

By Cosmo the Great
Jun 3, 2007

Taking the chosen people down under, under.

By Harry Finkelstein the Traitor
Jun 10, 2007

must you look at me so crudely

By please return to sender
Jun 15, 2007

The lost child!

While you are humoured and distracted by a large Mouse (he prefers Michael these days) we tie lots of balloons to your child, and let he/she float off! you now have twenty minutes to find your little darling before they become one of snow whites 7 (contractual agreement upon entrance- remeber...you and Goofy shook on it!)

NOTE; you will be charged for balloons.

By Michael B | rennob2202@hotmail.com
Jun 11, 2007

Exciting rides:
Spend hours of fun getting lost in The Burrow!
Participate in the building of The Great Wall of China!
Get your feet hacked to shreds by our realistic animatronic Vulture!
Stand in front of a closed door and wait endlessly!
Get crushed to death by a remarkable machine!

Unique shows:
A talking Ape!
Steel cage death match between Jackals and Arabs!
Special appearance by Josephine the Singer!
and A Message from the Emperor!

Note: message from the emperor may never arrive.

By Frank Fufka
Jun 6, 2007

The Penal Colony

A reverse petting zoo featuring Michael Jackson

By Jon McJohn
Jun 2, 2007

Court Room!

On this ride you will get tried for a crime you cannot comprehend. "What did I do?"
No one will tell you. But you will pay, rightly and wrongly so.

Door Lottery winners will get to be put down in an alley or empty lot!

Kafkaesque fun begins with a ticket!

By Larry Fesenstein
Jun 2, 2007