"Stop saying, 'La'!"
"What's that? A flood, you say?"
"Shh, I'm on the foam!"
"Leave the money in a brown paper bag on the corner of Washington and 6th Avenue."
"Nyquil, it's Dayquil. I'm fucking your wife."
"I'm plastered, Dad. Can you pick me up?"
"Help! My friend's stuck in this machine!"
"Why haven't you called me back!"
"You've reached Gil's cell phone. He can't come to the phone right now."
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